Dog Mom Or Dad Pillows

(Sometimes, skippy, I think we're just alike.) (Overall, I suppose so...)

'Four sets of x-rays, three examinations, three laboratory profiles...

"He ran out of pee."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Dog walking Human.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Dogs

'What's founder?'

Jogging...

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."