Dog Mom Or Dad Pillows

(Sometimes, skippy, I think we're just alike.) (Overall, I suppose so...)

'Four sets of x-rays, three examinations, three laboratory profiles...

"He ran out of pee."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Dog walking Human.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Jogging...

Dogs

'What's founder?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."