Pet Parents Prints

"Just one I'd like to see a menu."

"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"But stay off the couch."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

'Mom, am I adopted?'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'No, lets watch them freak out instead.'

'I've come for a refund!'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"Just for fun try and make a pass at me!"

"Actually it's a lot of pressure."

'Stop introducing me as your bitch!'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog.

'Aha! So you're the one!'

'Dad, do you believe in life after being flushed down the toilet?...'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Buster practised tirelessly in his never-ending quest to become a pointer.

'I drink to remember.'

"I'm sorry but this sub-dom thing does nothing for me"

'Good news, Darling, they can clone cats.'

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

Polly txt speak

"So much for spelling out our words."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

No Dogs Allowed

"I put the bird to bed - let's party."

Faith.

"Fine ... no walk? I am so barking all night long!"