Pet Owner Parent Pillows

'Looks like we've got our own personal credit crunch...the dog has just chewed- up our credit cards!'

"Don't be silly, it's not an aquarium: It's my pantry..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Why do they do that?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."