Pet Owner Parent Mugs

'Looks like we've got our own personal credit crunch...the dog has just chewed- up our credit cards!'

"Don't be silly, it's not an aquarium: It's my pantry..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Why do they do that?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Dog Hunting Trophies.