Becoming A Pet Parent Pillows

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"I see so much love reflected back in his adorable little face."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Walking Services

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"He was a very good boy."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"