Pet Parenting Puzzle Lover T-Shirts

What are you going to do about it,Fred? It's your food.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Spot Quiz....

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Fetching some bread

Cat Romance

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'Bone appetit!'

K9 Litterati.