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'Son, you finally need to to recognize that your adolescence has long gone or I will send you to bed without supper!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Eldrow

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Escher exhibition first floor

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

What can I play?

Man and brain

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"