Pet-loving Mom Gifts

'Edna, you're spoiling that dog.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Chasebook

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Spot Quiz....

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Humans are strange."

Separation

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Day Afternoon

"Cat park"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Examination.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

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The Taming of the Ewe