Pet-loving Mom Gifts

'Edna, you're spoiling that dog.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

"Humans are strange."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

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"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Spot Quiz....

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

Separation

"Cat park"

Dog Day Afternoon

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Examination.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

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Dog Sees Only Food