Mom With Pets Gifts

"I'm a hunting dog. How am I supposed to resist bunny slippers?"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Jogging...

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."