Mom With Pets Mugs

"I'm a hunting dog. How am I supposed to resist bunny slippers?"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Chasebook

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Jogging...

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"He wants a second opinion."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."