Favorite Nephew Gifts

"Your late uncle's will is clear: his favourite nephew Bill gets the map of his secret food stashes..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Remote control pirate bully

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Wildlife

Packaging Russian Dolls

Football Fans

Director/Action Man toy.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A young Don King

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'