Niece Or Nephew Gifts

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Well....y'know, like, Julian, like well he's sooo into, like, Mandy, like, well, like, and she put on, like, facebook, like, and twitter, like, y'know, like, how much, like, she loves Hugo..."

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Prize vegetables.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Louis Armstrong

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Skipping Horse