Animal Lover Relative Mugs

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Why do they do that?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Cat box"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Ahhh...'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Fly Football

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Billy. The Kid.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Swan Fairy Tales

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'