Parent Of A Dog Lover Prints

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Canine Scentipede

'They're dog roses!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Sees Only Food

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

Dog's Sandwich

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

Autumn Dog

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Stop barking, Winston!'

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

Every Dog Has His Day

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'