Parent Who Has A Dog Gifts

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

Separation

'Will you be wanting this?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Dogs

'What's founder?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.