Parent Who Has A Dog Gifts

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

Separation

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Dogs

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'What's founder?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'