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'He took a fetching class.'

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your puppy is?"

'How 'bout this darling? Big dog for sale, eats anything. Very fond of children.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"This never happened."

Canine Scentipede

"Don't even think about it."

'They're dog roses!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Humans are strange."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

When Dogs Rule

"He ran out of pee."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."