For The Animal-loving Partner Pillows

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Cow Pinatas

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Horror movies

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Man's best friends."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Oh, crap.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Canine Scentipede

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Unemotional Support Animal

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Collies Without Borders

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Home Sweet Home

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'They're dog roses!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"Your love gives me strength."