Animal-loving Partner Gifts

"Your love gives me strength."

'Frank Sinatra's Puppy.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"

"This never happened."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Other end, Steve. We've already met."

"Humans are strange."

'He's wondering, if you're not going to hang your head out the window...'

A Vet's Taxidermy

Museum of dog memorabilia

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Only 4 shopping days till national dog week

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Why do they do that?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cat box"

Life is for the birds.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog