Animal Enthusiast Partner Gifts

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Cat park"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

Chasebook for Dogs

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Canine Companion

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The hyenas started it."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"First date hairball... awkward."