Animal Enthusiast Partner Mugs

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Cat park"

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'