Canine-enthusiast Partner Gifts

Jumping Dogs

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"This never happened."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Collies Without Borders

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Canine Scentipede

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .