Canine Couple Enthusiasts Gifts

'Meet my significant other.'

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Collies Without Borders

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Snoopy with Laptop

Canine Scentipede

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"A little help, please."