Canine Couple Enthusiasts Pillows

'Meet my significant other.'

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Foster failure

'Works every time.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Canine Scentipede

"A little help, please."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'