Canine-enthusiast Partner Pillows

Jumping Dogs

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Works every time.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Foster failure

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He does lack social skills.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"This never happened."

Collies Without Borders

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Yes, one is a dog."