Partner Of A Pet Enthusiast Gifts

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Pick me!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Welcome to the Team

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Collies Without Borders

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"This never happened."

Canine Scentipede

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.