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"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Pick me!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Welcome to the Team

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Love Conquers All

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"He was a sea rescue."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Collies Without Borders

Canine Scentipede

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"This never happened."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Pets.