Pet Lover Spouse Gifts

'...I gave her a choice: either the cat goes, or I go...'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Works every time.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Desert Island BBQ

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mixed Doubles.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."