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"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

State of the Art Dog.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"You remind me of someone."

Hang Time Fido

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"Where can I get one of those?"

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

Pet bird on a lead.

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Trophy dog stick

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'Well, it's my book. Say what you like.'

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"