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"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

State of the Art Dog.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"You remind me of someone."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Hang Time Fido

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

Pet bird on a lead.

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Dog in basket

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

'Well, it's my book. Say what you like.'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

The Niche Economy