Dog-as-a-gadget Fan Pillows

'Breed? He's a Pointer...and a Clicker.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

His Master's Data.

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Distracted dog walker.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

Dog

"It's a cat-scanner."

A blue dog wearing headphones

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Remote control bone.

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

Dog Selfie

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

Beware of Blog

Dog licking laptop.

Buster's Blog.

"Oh, I don't need a leash—he never wanders too far from my Bluetooth hot spot anyway."

'Since we no longer have a newspaper to fetch, I taught him how to check the newsfeeds for me.'

'This app will show us the place where the dogs are most likely to do their business.'

Dog Training - "Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.'"

"I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel."

Dog online shopping suggestions.

"These toys are insulting. If you want me to entertain myself, then I'll take the new iPad."

"I found an app for tummy rubs."