Techie Pet Parent Prints

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'

"Are you on NapChat again?"

Geeks and their dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

Labradrone

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

'I need some tech support here!'

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"