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"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Virtual walkies! What is the world coming to?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

The Digital Family

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Geeks and their dogs.

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'