Tech-savvy Pup Parent Mugs

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Virtual walkies! What is the world coming to?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

The Digital Family

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Facebook For Dogs.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Geeks and their dogs.

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."