Tech-savvy Dog Owner Mugs

It's one of those cognitive improvement programs...supposed to teach old dogs new tricks.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

His Master's Data.

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

Labradrone

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."