Tech-savvy Pooch Lover Mugs

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"He created Bitecoin."

Labradrone

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Tinder

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"I think the dog wants to go out. He just texted me the poop emoji."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Please – I promise I’ll walk him, feed him, and manage his social media platforms."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Robotic dog throws dirt onto real dog.