Fashion-forward Parents Prints

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"We have the exact same taste."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

How's the new one?

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Yummy Mummy

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Dog Jogger

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Meals on Heels.

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

'My Mom wears her cap backwards to keep the sun out of the eyes in the back of her head.'

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

"Dad bods are so in right now."

Hot trends for parents 1. Crumb detailing 2. Camo stains magically only visible in public 3. Chunky pockets stuffed with stones, squashed leaves, tiny socks, and snack wrappers....

I Love NY Dog

"Nice sweater."

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"We look better in winter."