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"Where did we go wrong? Steven is the only child in his class without a food allergy."

"They came home and got straight on with their homework - apparently it's the latest craze."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Baby rocks!

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"How is it gendered?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Upper East Side Dog Park

'The stuka brought you.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

The conversion.

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"Does it come with instructions?"

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

"Support the head!"

Designer Baby.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"Which one's mine?!"

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."