Cool Kid Vibes Pillows

'He never could get anything right.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"My feet are cold."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Urban Life.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Back To School Supplies.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Penguin wearing Slippers

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

"I have reason to believe that you are the notorious 'graffiti granny'.."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Christmas Birds on the Branch

For five years before they added wheels, boarding was the coolest sport around.

'Look at me!! I'm standing!! I'm standing!!!'

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

"How come mom never fixes cake and ice cream for breakfast like you do, Dad?"

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

'My parents are so uncool.'

'I must be slipping in my old age. Yesterday I completely forgot to annoy my parents.'

'It's not fair!'

"Your essential needs change as you get older. Soon you'll be out of that diaper and into a smartphone."

'Two ounces of bullseyes and can I use my credit card?'