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"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"Go ask your search engine."

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Dad's home

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'