Modern Dad Vibes Prints

"Go ask your search engine."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

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A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"He just said his first word!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Father

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

Phone Mittens

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Big book of memes

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Madonno and Child"

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"Goodnight - I'll text you a bedtime story."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'