Modern Dad Squad Prints

'Really? My dads cry all the time.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"He just said his first word!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Which one is yours?"

The modern generation!

Skateboard

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'It wasn't premeditated.

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Go ask your search engine."

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Phone Mittens

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'