Divine Dad Vibes Mugs

Father

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Botany Baby!

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

"He talks the talk."

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Apricots

Baptism Then and Now

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone