Cool Dad Pillows

'Dad, I may have found someone even cooler than you.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Skateboard

How witness protection really works...

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Man building a tree house

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Daddy's Hook

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Add your kids' ages together...

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Urban Life.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

Back To School Supplies.

Father's Day

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Timber!

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Dad, I thought I told you not to dress like Justin Bieber when you pick me up from school!"