Fun Dads Prints

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

How witness protection really works...

Man building a tree house

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

I am to blame.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Switchback Playground.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Thanks for the offer to baby sit him, and don't worry, he's not a fussy eater: Any dung you can find will do...'

Add your kids' ages together...

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Father's Day

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

'Her first telekinesis!'

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

Mix up on the maternity ward.