Humorous Dads Prints

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Official Team Cap With Beard

How witness protection really works...

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'He looks exactly like his father!'

Add your kids' ages together...

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

'It never fails. Two pizzas exhaust Dad as much as a 10 mile run exhausts me.'

"I've got 2 WONDERFUL children. 2 out of 5 isn't bad I suppose!"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'I can't sleep Dad. Tell me another scary story?'

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

Our Yuppie Dad

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"My daddy has a broken leg, so I need to mark his territory for him..."

'I'm banking on celebrating Father's Day this year!'

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

Men Parenting

'Dad, the kid who lives here has broken your hammer with his head.'

'Make it easy on yourself, Dad- Just lend me your ATM card.'

Do Not Disturb

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

Okay, one more time... Mom is expecting a baby, but that doesn't mean you'll be sold as a used kid. Got it now?

'Contrary to popular Victorian convention Albert believed that children should be heard and not seen...'