Dad Humorist Prints

'Nooo...every day is father's day.'

Cry babies.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Next to Nothing

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Note Book

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Official Team Cap With Beard

"It's a dependent!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"OK...what's the quickest way to the hospital?"

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

'He looks exactly like his father!'

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Child on a schedule.

'He's lookin' at me!'

D-Day (Dad Day)