Adventurous Dad Admirer Pillows

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

Dad's home

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

A clowns parachute.

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

A clown runs across naval mines.

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

"Boss... I need to take a few months off for paternity leave."

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

Australian Crawl

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'

'Now what?'

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

You are here

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

World's greatest dad. World's greatest t-shirt.

Number one Dad and Number two Dad.

Sometimes I think I liked it better when they gave out cigars. (new fathers are covered in bubble gum).

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

Man hunting a bear.

Super-Senses-Man is washing dishes, when suddenly...he senses something...a closing of a portal that could lead to unspeakable consequences and sinfulness.

'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'

'See, your father's never afraid of being in the minority.'