Adventurous Dad Admirer Pillows

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Dad's home

Take your Daughter to Word Day

A clowns parachute.

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

"Boss... I need to take a few months off for paternity leave."

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'

A clown runs across naval mines.

Australian Crawl

'Now what?'

'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

You are here

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

Sometimes I think I liked it better when they gave out cigars. (new fathers are covered in bubble gum).

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

Man hunting a bear.

'See, your father's never afraid of being in the minority.'

'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'

Super-Senses-Man is washing dishes, when suddenly...he senses something...a closing of a portal that could lead to unspeakable consequences and sinfulness.

Man crawling across the desert comes across a suggestion box.