Adventurous Dads Prints

'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

It's a Boy

Mother CareBaby Gap

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'She is being impossible again.'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'Baby escape.'

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

'May I borrow your hard hat? I'm going to try and go into the kids' room.'

Temptation.

'Why are you being a discipline problem at school, turd?'

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

Midwife presents a baby with its own volume control: 'Finally, evolution has done its thing.'