Spiritual Journey Gifts

Yahweh/Your Way

"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."

The Desk Bins of Life: Birth, Whoosh! and Death.

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

Finding yourself

"What do you mean, I don't have a 'Need to know'?"

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

Meditation on a Volcano

"A diet that really works? Eat less, exercise more."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"We've been up here forty-three years - Maybe we SHOULD start looking into retirement homes."

"I've tried thinking of everything, I've tried thinking of nothing. The result is the same."

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Not only do I not know the meaning of life, I also forgot why I came up here."

The Promised Land Has Now Moved To Exciting New Premises!

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

"Okay, I've centred myself. Now what?"

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I guess you could say we're at the high point of our careers."

'Are you sure you want to go through with this? -- some people think enlightenment is overrated.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Everything is illusory, but television is ESPECIALLY illusory.'

'Please...thank you!'

Mobile Interrupts Meditation

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Cheer up instructions: Think of a place you have fond memories of. . . go there.

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

Man on a Self Motivated Journey