Starting A Spiritual Journey Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'You must heal yourself.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Steve found himself on his travels.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Set sail

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

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"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."