Marriage Life Explorer Pillows

'We are gathered here to join the couple in matrimony. Possible side effects include depression, migraine, chronic fatigue...'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

Mrs. Almighty.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Cyber Fight

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'